I'm off to NYC on Thursday - anyone want me to pick up a gun for them whilst I'm over there? I'm gonna try and get an Uzi.
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Why go that far, there are big gun markets most weekends in Belguim and Eastern Europe is not too far. The amount of AK47's I've had offered (and 1 jet plane.) Plus you can take it all back in the the boot of your car, just how will you get the Uzi through DOHS, eat it?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
I've always rather fancied arming myself with a flame-thrower.Originally posted by freakydancerI'm off to NYC on Thursday - anyone want me to pick up a gun for them whilst I'm over there? I'm gonna try and get an Uzi.Comment
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U gotta go the RPG heat seeking route. Take a trip out to JFK and bag yourself an 737. But I have to warn you this is illegal in the USA.Comment
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Just make oneOriginally posted by wendigo100I've always rather fancied arming myself with a flame-thrower.Comment
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Anyone ever tried one of those super soaker water rifles, but filled with Unleaded?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Yeah my missus used to smoke..Originally posted by _V_Anyone ever tried one of those super soaker water rifles, but filled with Unleaded?Comment
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Hmmm. It needs an ignition system. And stuff to stop blow-back and setting yourself on fire as well. But promising...Originally posted by _V_Anyone ever tried one of those super soaker water rifles, but filled with Unleaded?Comment
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