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    What is the easiest job?

    I'm not sure but tyre fitter has to be up there as you only have one skill to learn then just repeat as necessary, so why is it when I take my car to get a couple of new bridgestones fitted the gormless feckwit manages to ruin not one but both of my otherwise spotless alloys???
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      Had this a while back. Drove home, stuck the car in the garage and went away for a week. Got home, jumped in the car and after 30 miles had to pull over as the wheel was coming off.

      ***** hadnt tightened the screws. Phoned the garage and he says to me' Sounds like someone's tried to pinch your wheel'.

      "Yeh. Thats right mate. From my ******* locked garage!!!!"
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        Originally posted by MarillionFan
        Had this a while back. Drove home, stuck the car in the garage and went away for a week. Got home, jumped in the car and after 30 miles had to pull over as the wheel was coming off.

        ***** hadnt tightened the screws. Phoned the garage and he says to me' Sounds like someone's tried to pinch your wheel'.

        "Yeh. Thats right mate. From my ******* locked garage!!!!"
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