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Your all in the wrong job....
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This is a joke, obviously, as it's been posted by a well known comedian.Originally posted by Sockpuppet
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That's completely wrong. It should be "You're all in the wrong job".Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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It is essential that you have the ability to give full names and contact details of references for the last 5 years of your employment as security checks will be required.Comment
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Jobserve = fake ads = CV trawlOriginally posted by Burdock..wouldn't get out of bed for...etc. etc. etc...
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"It is essential that you have the ability to give full names and contact details of references for the last 5 years of your employment as security checks will be required. "
What I was saying in the other forum about fake ads with large rates. Greed numbs the senses I suppose.
I never give proper references before an interview. If they insist then I can't help if the guy's name I provide has left some time ago, and I must have remembered his extension number wrong.
"If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or womenComment
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I know the end client, and the subcontractors involved, so if anyone wants to avoid the agency and their cut let me know ;-)Comment
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