Why one should abstain from eating pork

[Churchill]

Pork chop tastes good, bacon tastes good.

A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in tulip. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

Churchill - In "One of my favourite films" mode!

[andy]

If you go to Nepal never eat pork. The way it works in most houses is that open toilets are on first floor and pigs are kept on ground level. This and the other garbage is what they eat.

[Sysman]

I think some of you have missed the rhetorical nature of, and ironic wit in, Threadeds original post. Did you all check the linky?

There's a reason to avoid alcohol in there too

[churkus]

A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in tulip. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

Churchill - In "One of my favourite films" mode!

Are you Jewish?

[freakydancer]

Are you Jewish?

I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.