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(nah (too (many (parentheses))))
Prolog running on a Amdahl...now that's cool.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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You weren't in COGS at SU were you?Originally posted by lilelvis2000(nah (too (many (parentheses))))
Prolog running on a Amdahl...now that's cool.Hard Brexit now!
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Indeed - Mike Tyson is fluent in it.Originally posted by sasguruLisp - now there's a proper language.Comment
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Lishping idiot (and he's ginger)
The guy is a lishping imbethile but I'm pleathed to hear that there'ths 'room on his sh!tliht' for me.Comment
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COGS? SU? nah I was in Comp Sci at U of M. (hint the M is not for Manchester)Originally posted by sasguruYou weren't in COGS at SU were you?McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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