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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Anyone else being a proper contractor and living out of a suitcase tonight?
    I most certainly am. Stroll back to my digs, possibly stopping off for a pint (or few) then back in, get some tea and see whats on the box!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by andy
      followed by a visit to a strip club
      And then you'd be really frustrated and go and do something stupid

      Best to nip it in the bud and have a tommy tank!
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        I'll be joining the travelling squad the week after next. However, managed to negoiate a 4 day week. Being looking on the web for accomadation and found some very tempting falt shares on easyroom.com. Would be great until the wife found out and then back in divorce land.
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bluebird
          as long as you declared your earnings to Gordo I don't see the problem...
          It would be outside IR35 as well
          Boom boom boom boom
          A-haw haw haw haw
          Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
          Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

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            #15
            Perhaps, if you're lucky, you'll have another dream of Threaded taking you forcefully and masterfully from behind?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              So, where are you going:

              1. To eat.
              2. For a wee drinkie.

              ??
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #17
                Drive out to a local village by a river and watch the evening drift away.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  I must try hard not to put out when I get back to the hotel otherwise I'l loose all respect for myself in the morning!
                  I'm intrigued by that phrase "put out", as it's not one I've, er, come across.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot
                    I'm intrigued by that phrase "put out", as it's not one I've, er, come across.
                    Groan...the door is over there

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by OwlHoot
                      I'm intrigued by that phrase "put out", as it's not one I've, er, come across.
                      YGYC, wont't you?
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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