Originally posted by SallyAnne
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I've got a Hot Date!!!!!
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I most certainly am. Stroll back to my digs, possibly stopping off for a pint (or few) then back in, get some tea and see whats on the box!! -
And then you'd be really frustrated and go and do something stupidOriginally posted by andyfollowed by a visit to a strip club
Best to nip it in the bud and have a tommy tank!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I'll be joining the travelling squad the week after next. However, managed to negoiate a 4 day week. Being looking on the web for accomadation and found some very tempting falt shares on easyroom.com. Would be great until the wife found out and then back in divorce land.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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It would be outside IR35 as wellOriginally posted by Bluebirdas long as you declared your earnings to Gordo I don't see the problem...
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Perhaps, if you're lucky, you'll have another dream of Threaded taking you forcefully and masterfully from behind?
Hard Brexit now!
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So, where are you going:
1. To eat.
2. For a wee drinkie.
??I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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I'm intrigued by that phrase "put out", as it's not one I've, er, come across.Originally posted by SallyAnneI must try hard not to put out when I get back to the hotel otherwise I'l loose all respect for myself in the morning!Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Groan...the door is over thereOriginally posted by OwlHootI'm intrigued by that phrase "put out", as it's not one I've, er, come across.
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YGYC, wont't you?Originally posted by OwlHootI'm intrigued by that phrase "put out", as it's not one I've, er, come across.Hard Brexit now!
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