Happy Easter

[BrilloPad]

or happy holiday if you get offended by christianity.

Sorry but I wont be posting here again until Tuesday - but I hope those of you with nothing better to do than post here enjoy yourselves.

[sasguru]

You shall be beheaded, infidel!

Happy secular humanist holiday to one and all*





* as I'm sure Hitler, that famous secular humanist would have wished

[andy]

if memeber=christian
then
print 'Happy Easter'
else
print 'Happy Holidays'
end if;

[Maxamus]

if memeber=christian
then
print 'Happy Easter'
else
print 'Happy Holidays'
end if;

is that the latest VISTA coding?

[Churchill]

if memeber=christian
then
print 'Happy Easter'
else
print 'Happy Holidays'
end if;

You're not really a programmer, are you?

[andy]

You're not really a programmer, are you?

That's pl/sql coding.

[andy]

IFMEMBER.EQ.CHRISTIANTHENGOTO100
WRITE(5,1000)
GOTO 200
100 WRITE(5,2000)
200 STOP
1000 FORMAT(1X,'HAPPY HOLIDAYS')
2000 FORMAT(1X,'HAPPY EASTER')
END

They don't make languages like that anymore...

exactly why

[shaunbhoy]

That's it then. Can't take anymore. Heading for the hills. Will probably be back on tuesday to tweak the noses of those who merit it, and listen to the wisdom of those who spout it. Have a good weekend one and all,

TTFN

SB in "Easter" Mode

[Sysman]

IFMEMBER.EQ.CHRISTIANTHENGOTO100
WRITE(5,1000)
GOTO 200
100 WRITE(5,2000)
200 STOP
1000 FORMAT(1X,'HAPPY HOLIDAYS')
2000 FORMAT(1X,'HAPPY EASTER')
END

They don't make languages like that anymore...

Apparently not:

%F90-F-FATAL, Too many errors, exiting

[Sysman]

Apparently not:

%F90-F-FATAL, Too many errors, exiting

OTOH, a quick bit of looking at the errors:

line 1 was wrong, it should have read

IF(MEMBER.EQ.CHRISTIAN)GOTO100

piece of cake after that:

$ run easter
HAPPY EASTER

I severely doubt that I could have got there so quickly with C++ or Java.