Who's working this weekend then?

[Maxamus]

I'm getting a few hours in, handy as the client company is also off on Easter Tuesday.

you work for a local authority like?

[PAH]

I'll do a photo essay tommorrow to prive ways in which I am not a trucker.

What, you'll stick to the inside lane on the motorway?

You'll not pull out into the outside lane on the A1 just as someone's flying up behind you at 120mph. Okay so he might have been breaking the law, but it's still attempted murder to try to kill him!

I could go on but you may think I was serious.

[pisces]