Infamous Pimp Quotes

[BOBJ]

What do I have to do to get you to interview for this role?

[The Lone Gunman]

"I know it says 3 months but it will be 12"

when telling him/her I want a better rate for short term gigs.

"Our contract is IR35 proof, we have had at least 4 succesful investigations"

"I will ring you even if you don't get the gig"

"I will remove your details from our database right away"

[PAH]

I'll arrange to come over and take you and the other contractors out for drinks soon.

Sorry couldn't get that extra £10/hour you wanted. £4 is the most they can do. To be honest their budget is so tight they've not been able to give some of your fellow contractors any increase at all.

Can only get you a £2/hour raise this time but they've assured me they'll look at giving you a better rate increase at the next renewal.

[sucks through teeth]Don't know if we'll be able to get you a rate rise, our margins are below what we normally operate on already. We're practically making a loss.

[Pondlife]

I'll arrange to come over and take you and the other contractors out for drinks soon.

Sorry couldn't get that extra £10/hour you wanted. £4 is the most they can do. To be honest their budget is so tight they've not been able to give some of your fellow contractors any increase at all.

Can only get you a £2/hour raise this time but they've assured me they'll look at giving you a better rate increase at the next renewal.

[sucks through teeth]Don't know if we'll be able to get you a rate rise, our margins are below what we normally operate on already. We're practically making a loss.

Think we have the same agent

[padinka]

Australian ones too

Got this one this morning from an Australian pimpette:

"I will research rates and get the best possible rate for you."

Has Dodgy been over there giving training courses? :-)

[DodgyAgent]

Got this one this morning from an Australian pimpette:

"I will research rates and get the best possible rate for you."

Has Dodgy been over there giving training courses? :-)

I am pleased to say that the aussie pimps are as slimy as we pommie pimps
we now need to impose our slime on pimps all over the world. Bring on Iran

[padinka]

I am pleased to say that the aussie pimps are as slimy as we pommie pimps
we now need to impose our slime on pimps all over the world. Bring on Iran

Now that *would* be a scary combination - the morals of a pimp coupled with Shariah law!

PS: Sorry for using "morals" and "pimp" in the same sentence - I'll try not to do it again.

PPS: Bugger, I just did...

[DodgyAgent]

Iranian recruitment consultant

Now that *would* be a scary combination - the morals of a pimp coupled with Shariah law!

PS: Sorry for using "morals" and "pimp" in the same sentence - I'll try not to do it again.

PPS: Bugger, I just did...

we would be known as the "slippery letterboxes"

anyone got any good names for an iranian recruitment consultant?

[EternalOptimist]

we would be known as the "slippery letterboxes"

anyone got any good names for an iranian recruitment consultant?

er

MustafaCV

[EternalOptimist]

we would be known as the "slippery letterboxes"

anyone got any good names for an iranian recruitment consultant?

er


email Ishmail on hotmail right now for this fantastic role