I am close to snapping

[wendigo100]

Will it help if you develope a more thundering laugh than him, just to neutralise his laugh

Hasn't someone recently developed an office noise neutraliser? It sort of detects noise and sends it back out at 180 degrees phase. Or something.

[Churchill]

Buy some Bose noise cancelling headphones and bill the fecker!

[Gibbon]

There's a guy in my office, some code monkey or other, who is a right miserable tulip. I was doing my mutley impression and it seemed to irritate him which I and the girls found quite amusing. Anyway whenever we talk about things that are not even funny I do the impression just to see him steam up. We all hope he won't renew and I'm trying my best.

[OwlHoot]

Working in an open plan office in London and I have been here, developer, for five months. There is a loud guy, consultant, who sits at the other end of the office. The problem is, he laughs like Mutley from the cartoon Whacky Races. Very loud.

Nothing is that ****** funny, nothing can be that ****** funny for that ****** long. I have seriously considered violence and am now considering not extending because of the irritating little sh!t tick.

I once worked in an office where a lady had a laugh like a demented hyena, ended abruptly each time with a snort like a warthog who'd just found a truffle the size of a beachball, and she found anything and everything hilariously funny ..

[TheOmegaMan]

I recommend an associative strategy. He needs to think of you and stop laughing, period.

Therefore one night when he is working late sneak up behind him and throw him on the desk. Then drop your trousers, grab hold of his hair and take him forcibly up the behind whilst laughing manically.

[Swamp Thing]

Working in an open plan office in London and I have been here, developer, for five months. There is a loud guy, consultant, who sits at the other end of the office. The problem is, he laughs like Mutley from the cartoon Whacky Races. Very loud.

Does he also say something like: "shashaw fashaw rashaw, rotten luck"?

Perhaps every time he does a Muttley you could walk up to him and do your best Dick Dastardly: "Muttley! Do something!!" Then just walk away. That would soon stop him.

[PAH]

Buy some Bose noise cancelling headphones and bill the fecker!

Haven't they invented noise cancelling speakers yet? Directional of course so you can construct noise barriers. No? Well can someone who has a clue about this stuff get off their arse and hurry up.

[realityhack]

I recommend an associative strategy. He needs to think of you and stop laughing, period.

Therefore one night when he is working late sneak up behind him and throw him on the desk. Then drop your trousers, grab hold of his hair and take him forcibly up the behind whilst laughing manically.

Fantasising again OM?

[SallyAnne]

I recommend an associative strategy. He needs to think of you and stop laughing, period.

Therefore one night when he is working late sneak up behind him and throw him on the desk. Then drop your trousers, grab hold of his hair and take him forcibly up the behind whilst laughing manically.

Was anyone else turned on by that?

Theres something wrong with me

[TheOmegaMan]

Not at all - my fantasies involve donkeys with very long ears.