Originally posted by shaunbhoy
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Feck me, its called being civilised and that is how the human race has survived for so long, the vast majority will have kids and due to modern financial pressures it is very hard for a family to survive on one wage these days so it is only right that there are rules in place to allow for this... BTW The wife has a bun in the oven
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I know she does. I bet I knew before youOriginally posted by gingerjediFeck me, its called being civilised and that is how the human race has survived for so long, the vast majority will have kids and due to modern financial pressures it is very hard for a family to survive on one wage these days so it is only right that there are rules in place to allow for this... BTW The wife has a bun in the oven

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Who did it ging?Originally posted by gingerjediBTW The wife has a bun in the oven
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Originally posted by gingerjediFeck me, its called being civilised and that is how the human race has survived for so long, the vast majority will have kids and due to modern financial pressures it is very hard for a family to survive on one wage these days so it is only right that there are rules in place to allow for this... BTW The wife has a bun in the oven

Ahhhhh - congratulations daddy-to-be
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I kind of expected the usual jibes...
Anywhere else and I would have got congratulations!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediI kind of expected the usual jibes...
Anywhere else and I would have got congratulations!
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Thanks, (your reply popped in before mine).Originally posted by SallyAnneAhhhhh - congratulations daddy-to-be
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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That's the crux of the matter. There are lots of families who'd much rather have one or other parent looking after their children themselves.Originally posted by gingerjedidue to modern financial pressures it is very hard for a family to survive on one wage these days
And many who'd rather not of course, but the point is, it's not a choice any more for most.Comment
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