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Chocolate Perv

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    Chocolate Perv

    Just been speaking to our loss prevention team, there are some strange people out there.

    They are investigating an incident where they caught a bloke on CCTV who would go into the stock room, stuff himself with chocolate (nicked from the stockroom) and then proceed to 'pleasure' himself.

    There's nowt as queer as folk!
    Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

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    I once worked in factory many years ago where there was a rather cute girl working in the drawing library, she would complain that over night her stuff was getting moved about and lewd notes were being left in her drawers (no pun) and got so freaked out about it the company hired detectives to set a trap, they set up a hidden camera in the office and waited. It turned out that one of the supervisors on the night shift was letting himself in and was rubbing himself on her phone and in her coffee cup

    Needless to say he was invited to sit and watch the tape and was promptly escorted off site…puts a whole new meaning to the word dictaphone!
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Did she finish her coffee?

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        #4
        Bet she didn't go for irish coffee after that.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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