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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I had a pimp on the phone last night from Spring.....he was Irish.....<rubs legs>.....we had a good bit crack on and I found myself flirting with him over the phone a little bit. It was most definately his Irish accent that did it, but I felt sooooooo dirty afterwards!!!!
    I'll take that as a whopping big YES. Shame on you! I guess in your case, they're not called pimps for nothing

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      #12
      As MD of my own Ltd I've been tempted to put an ad in the local rag for a pa to see what quality turns up for an interview, and what they'd be willing to do for that £50k/year position, that would mysteriously disappear without trace afterwards.

      As for paisley: "NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, .... oh go on then"
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne


        I'll take the 5th on that one I think.
        You have no right to exercise the 5th - fess up...
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #14
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
          You have no right to exercise the 5th - fess up...

          No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            I'm afraid EO has this one SA!

            5th Amendment doesn't apply to a UK discussion board!!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Burdock
              I'm afraid EO has this one SA!

              5th Amendment doesn't apply to a UK discussion board!!

              No!!!!!!!

              I'll never tell, I'll never tell...
              The pope is a tard.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                No!!!!!!!

                I'll never tell, I'll never tell...

                would you tell your bestest friend on a girlies night out ?







                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  SA threatened to sleep with the agent if he didnt get her a job
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #19
                    It can't be worse than when your landlord came round your flat and found, ahem, your 'lady's toys' in the sink

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Burdock
                      It can't be worse than when your landlord came round your flat and found, ahem, your 'lady's toys' in the sink
                      in with the dirty pots
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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