Did I miss summat? Hols perhaps?
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Where is Sally Anne?
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Originally posted by BurdockDid I miss summat? Hols perhaps?
Shes having the aphids removed from her f@nny
allegedly
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She's stuck in a Maccy D's drive through like Winnie the Pooh at Piglet's house... She'll be back in a couple of weeks.Originally posted by BurdockDid I miss summat? Hols perhaps?
HTH.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesShe's stuck in a Maccy D's drive through like Winnie the Pooh at Piglet's house... She'll be back in a couple of weeks.
HTH.
Call the cops
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You're going to get a rightOriginally posted by EqualOpportunitiesShe's stuck in a Maccy D's drive through like Winnie the Pooh at Piglet's house... She'll be back in a couple of weeks.
HTH.
when she gets back.
On a related note http://www.machaon.ru/pooh/chap1.html for all your Pooh needs. (Very SFW).Comment
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"But his arms were so stiff from holding on to the string of the balloon all that time that they stayed up straight in the air for more than a week, and whenever a fly came and settled on his nose he had to blow it off. And I think--but I am not sure--that that is why he was always called Pooh."Originally posted by PRC1964On a related note http://www.machaon.ru/pooh/chap1.html for all your Pooh needs. (Very SFW).
Well, I never knew that...Comment
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Gawd please let's not encourage her!Originally posted by BurdockDid I miss summat? Hols perhaps?"My God, it's huge!!"
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11K isn't "nothing" to me - you've got a right chip on your shoulder!
But it's not enough for me to be self employed for. Its not enough of an incentive to not know where my next gig is coming from. Or if I'm poorly, not get paid. Or have all the stress of worrying about being investigated. Or feeling guilty about takign holidays. or having to pay for my own training. And missing out on works do's and having an actual life at home!!
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don't thnik she has gone on holiday (see post above) from another forum. If she is she can't be enjoying it as she will be feeling sooooooooo guilty. Can't you buy a whole street up north for 11KComment
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At the beauty salon getting a "back, sack and crack"Originally posted by BurdockDid I miss summat? Hols perhaps?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Yous lot are so gonna get when she gets back like.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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