Contentious Issue: discuss

[realityhack]

Are you a member of an aggrieved minority group?
Do you have an axe to grind?
Is wasting the taxpayers' time and money a priority for you?
Are you a champagne socialist?
Are you a political leader with embarrassingly serious news to bury under trite guff?
Do you suffer from history guilt?
Are you a pen pushing civil service jobsworth?
Have you nothing better to do with your time?
Do you have an IQ of 100 or less?

Then welcome to New Labour's Britain - designed specifically with you in mind! Come take a seat and bask in the enormous amount of mind-numbing trivia that consumes your life and fills the airwaves.

[mrdavies]

lol

i'm beered up, on a sh1t project falling to bits.. mmm stella

[realityhack]

lol

i'm beered up, on a sh1t project falling to bits.. mmm stella

Then you're an alcoholic - sorry - sobriety challenged individual!
Welcome dear non-genderspecific greeting!

Please take a seat and enjoy access to our cheap, toxic ale from any corner shop, sit on the sofa and crush your last remaining braincells watching imported US hypnotainment on the fat plasma your benefits bought you.

Relax. The camera in the corner is there for your safety.

[ZZZZ Snoozer]

Are you a member of an aggrieved minority group?
Do you have an axe to grind?
Is wasting the taxpayers' time and money a priority for you?
Are you a champagne socialist?
Are you a political leader with embarrassingly serious news to bury under trite guff?
Do you suffer from history guilt?
Are you a pen pushing civil service jobsworth?
Have you nothing better to do with your time?
Do you have an IQ of 100 or less?

Then welcome to New Labour's Britain - designed specifically with you in mind! Come take a seat and bask in the enormous amount of mind-numbing trivia that consumes your life and fills the airwaves.

So just what's contentious about this? Only one of the people described above might think it is contentious, but no Contractor would.

[realityhack]

So just what's contentious about this? Only one of the people described above might think it is contentious, but no Contractor would.

Cough

(contentious issues filling the media space keeping everyone occupied while the nation is zipped into a gimp suit and strapped to a wall)

[ZZZZ Snoozer]

Cough

(contentious issues filling the media space keeping everyone occupied while the nation is zipped into a gimp suit and strapped to a wall)

Ah, the media space, don't get me started on the subject of these cL1nts.