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    #21
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Tell the truth - you wanted to go out sledging with the rest of your school pals, didn't ya young'un
    No, you've got it all wrong. I was going to go to the park and watch the kids at play
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #22
      Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
      No, you've got it all wrong. I was going to go to the park and watch the kids at play
      Sitting on a park bench --
      eyeing little girls with bad intent.
      Snot running down his nose --
      greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
      Drying in the cold sun --
      Watching as the frilly panties run.
      Feeling like a dead duck --
      spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #23
        Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
        No, you've got it all wrong. I was going to go to the park and watch the kids at play
        Wrong thread mate!!

        The pope is a tard.

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          #24
          Nice weather in Surrey - no snow, not too cold and bright sunshine.
          Call the cops

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            #25
            Absolutely chocking down here just outside of Stuttgart...
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #26
              Originally posted by lilelvis2000
              plenty of wind here and some sleet. temperature-wise its fine.

              Gonna be an interesting week. we could take bets on what minimal amount of snow will fall before trains start being cancelled as a result.

              Ah, well - three snowflakes in the whole of Sussex overnight - so no trains this morning. finally made it to Southampton at 10:30
              Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh

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                #27
                Sunny and warm in Londinium ...just like the people
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Can I take a raincheck on that?

                  <ZG in "weird American saying he doesn't understand" mode >
                  American baseball fans will be familiar with the term, as that is where it arose: when a game was rained out, those who had tickets for that game were given a rain check which they could redeem at another game.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    So totally inappropriate then...
                    Like most things American...
                    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by darmstadt
                      Absolutely chocking down here just outside of Stuttgart...
                      Boblingen? Zuffenhausen?

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