Originally posted by SallyAnne
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The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesNo, you've got it all wrong. I was going to go to the park and watch the kids at play
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesNo, you've got it all wrong. I was going to go to the park and watch the kids at play
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Absolutely chocking down here just outside of Stuttgart...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000plenty of wind here and some sleet. temperature-wise its fine.
Gonna be an interesting week. we could take bets on what minimal amount of snow will fall before trains start being cancelled as a result.
Ah, well - three snowflakes in the whole of Sussex overnight - so no trains this morning. finally made it to Southampton at 10:30Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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Originally posted by zeitghostCan I take a raincheck on that?
<ZG in "weird American saying he doesn't understand" mode >Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by zeitghostSo totally inappropriate then...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by darmstadtAbsolutely chocking down here just outside of Stuttgart...Comment
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