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How big women can score with men.

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    #11
    Why is it big fat women seem to go out with skinny men?

    someone must know!
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      desperation?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        Why is it big fat women seem to go out with skinny men?

        someone must know!

        It's known as the "duvet effect". Saves on heating ....
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bagpuss
          Why is it big fat women seem to go out with skinny men?

          someone must know!
          Mentally ill?
          Call the cops

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            #15
            fat lasses are cool, more cushion for the pushin , they last longer, are not stuck up, and generally have much better personalities than skinny tarts.

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              #16
              To be honest, skinny birds aren't all that if you ask me - i'm not saying I like fat birds but they have to have some curves.

              Hey, after all - fat girls need lovin' too

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                #17
                Originally posted by kirk
                Hey, after all - fat girls need lovin' too

                Well, we dont need as MUCH lovin' as the skinny chicks to be fair - we have our pies to keep us warm and our toblerone's to snuggle up to.

                Actually - we're quite happy on our own really (as long as we can still reach to certain places)!

                jesus - my mind really HAS been in the gutter today
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by freakydancer
                  I can honestly say that no matter how pissed I've been I've never shagged a fat bird. The only way that would happen is.....actually, there is no way that it would happen.

                  Call me shallow or whatever, but I know I'm not alone...
                  Perhaps you've just not been successful enough with women.

                  A couple of guys I knew some years ago in London, I used to see go home with a different (sometimes more than one) stunning woman every week. They didn't think at all the same.

                  For them it was nice to get a bit of R&R and not spend the whole evening having to teach/persuade someone that this or that could indeed be fun for all...

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                    #19
                    I love all this I would never shag a fat bird/ugly bird/skinny bird/polar bear/wheely bin etc. Any halfway normal bloke will shag anything, what they really mean is they don't want their mates to find out.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #20
                      "I can honestly say that no matter how pissed I've been I've never shagged a fat bird."

                      I can honestly say I have never been to bed with an ugly woman. But I've woken up with one or two!!!!!! Fnarrrr Fnaarrrr
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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