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How women can score big with men

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    #21
    Originally posted by janey
    ah he'll do for now. And he can be quite a laugh sometimes (even if it's that I'm only laughing at him!!)

    what makes me laugh though is that (like all men) he thinks eh's great in teh sack however he's nevr maanaged to "satisfy" me... if you get my meaning!

    Ah well, in that case I blame the book: it missed out the chapter “How to achieve perpetual orgasm”.
    "My God, it's huge!!"

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      #22
      Originally posted by Swamp Thing
      Ah well, in that case I blame the book: it missed out the chapter “How to achieve perpetual orgasm”.
      just one would be a good start!! (come on I've been with him 4 months I should have had 1 by now!)
      "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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        #23
        Originally posted by janey
        ah he'll do for now. And he can be quite a laugh sometimes (even if it's that I'm only laughing at him!!)

        what makes me laugh though is that (like all men) he thinks eh's great in teh sack however he's nevr maanaged to "satisfy" me... if you get my meaning!

        Well, if you change your mind...

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          #24
          Originally posted by janey
          he's nevr maanaged to "satisfy" me... if you get my meaning!

          Blokes rarely do - the best I ever get is satisfying myself with him in the room. He's just there for the "good shafting" part of the proceedings

          Its wierd though - blokes are meant to love gadgets. Why they cant operate our little button is somethign i'll never understand.
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            Here we go again, its not our fault if you can't keep up.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #26
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Its wierd though - blokes are meant to love gadgets. Why they cant operate our little button is somethign i'll never understand.
              Give us a hint. Is there a flashing light on the button ?

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                #27
                Originally posted by Churchill
                Well, if you change your mind...
                cambridge is a bit far to go when I've got a couple of options right on my doorstep

                wouldn't want to subject you to having to shag a minger anyway churchy
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  Blokes rarely do - the best I ever get is satisfying myself with him in the room. He's just there for the "good shafting" part of the proceedings

                  Its wierd though - blokes are meant to love gadgets. Why they cant operate our little button is somethign i'll never understand.
                  oh I dunno I've had some blokes who REALLY knew what they were doing

                  ok I think I'm going to have to just sit here quietly for a while and day dream....
                  "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by janey
                    cambridge is a bit far to go when I've got a couple of options right on my doorstep

                    wouldn't want to subject you to having to shag a minger anyway churchy

                    Good luck with whatever you choose to do.

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                      #30
                      you guys on here are crap - do you need a map or something????????

                      (or do you secretly not care but are afraid to say it)

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