How women can score big with men

[janey]

Ah good for you mate!!!! I bet you're really excited

When will you hear? Does it really take a year?

it seems to take about 7-8 months for this part of the process so I could be there for xmas if funds allow. I'll be thinking of you all on xmas day whilst I lie on the beach in my bikini having a barbie

[janey]

Now, you're either pig feckin ugly or a sadist. Which one?

Btw, a tip you should know about men. We don't care how ugly you are, honest. We'll still shag you.

aww I've missed you churchy, I love you too!

[Swamp Thing]

Janey,
Chapter 4 is all about "How to Motivate the Opposite Sex". Read it together with your man - I'm sure that would help.

[Churchill]

aww I've missed you churchy, I love you too!

You see folks? There's no need for this "Men are from Mars, Women are a completely different fecking species that'll ruin your life" stuff.

Tough love is what turns the bitches on these days.
(That and the fact that I'm hung like a howling widebeest!)

[janey]

Janey,
Chapter 4 is all about "How to Motivate the Opposite Sex". Read it together with your man - I'm sure that would help.

could definitely do with it but seems pointless since I'm not going to be with him for much longer!!

used to have the book, never read it, in fact don't even know where it is... reckon my mum stole it and I can't say I've seen much improvement in my parent's marriage!!

[Churchill]

could definitely do with it but seems pointless since I'm not going to be with him for much longer!!

used to have the book, never read it, in fact don't even know where it is... reckon my mum stole it and I can't say I've seen much improvement in my parent's marriage!!

Forget chapter 4. If He doesn't do it for you, find someone who does.

[janey]

You see folks? There's no need for this "Men are from Mars, Women are a completely different fecking species that'll ruin your life" stuff.

Tough love is what turns the bitches on these days.
(That and the fact that I'm hung like a howling widebeest!)

no it's only cos I'm pretty "frustrated" these days... understatement of the year!!!

[janey]

Forget chapter 4. If He doesn't do it for you, find someone who does.

can't be bothered... like I say I've not got long till I'm off to foreign climes so something (even if it's fairly feeble) is better than nothing... at least for the next few months. can't be bothered trying to brush off some clingy guy who's got himself emotionally attached.

I have got a bloke who is gagging to be wth me but he's a bit too emotional for my liking for my circumstances! (hung like a donkey though )

[SallyAnne]

no it's only cos I'm pretty "frustrated" these days... understatement of the year!!!

janey - you have to dump him!!!!

Dump dump dumpity dump dump!!!!!

Or, meet up with Churchy in Caimbridge for one night of wild rampent sexual perversion!

Ah that sounds so good....
Damn my fiance! Damn him to hell!!!!

[janey]

janey - you have to dump him!!!!

Dump dump dumpity dump dump!!!!!

Or, meet up with Churchy in Caimbridge for one night of wild rampent sexual perversion!

Ah that sounds so good....
Damn my fiance! Damn him to hell!!!!

ah he'll do for now. And he can be quite a laugh sometimes (even if it's that I'm only laughing at him!!)

what makes me laugh though is that (like all men) he thinks he's great in the sack however he's never managed to "satisfy" me... if you get my meaning!