Originally posted by Churchill
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They cant half run fast though!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Well, that's 'coz of them lions, innit?Originally posted by gingerjediThey cant half run fast though!Comment
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Zulus, fousands of 'em...Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediZulus, fousands of 'em...
sounds like a train
in the distance
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We’re all going to die.
We’re all going to dye?
No, we’re all going to, Di."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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We're all going too, Di.Originally posted by PaddyWe’re all going to die.
We’re all going to dye?
No, we’re all going to, Di.
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Did I see you on that program about what the earth would be like if the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs 65m years ago had missed?Originally posted by zeitghostYoh, bro...
There was this scaly green fella in humanoid form reading a paper and some people reckon they may have evolved to such a state that they would have lived amongst us
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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