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Anyone ever been chased by a stalker

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    #21
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Aren't all donkey's 3 legged?

    Oh no, sorry I'm thinknig of 5.

    Too much thinknig Sal - ain't good for you...
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #22
      Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
      Too much thinknig Sal - ain't good for you...

      Its these 5:30 starts- I'm like the walking brain dead!
      The pope is a tard.

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        #23
        When you're as ugly as I am, acquiring a stalker is not a worry that keeps me up at night.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Lucifer Box
          When you're as ugly as I am, acquiring a stalker is not a worry that keeps me up at night.

          That must be quite a relief for you...
          The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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            #25
            El Duder's gone v. quiet these days. Perhaps a stalker in his life would do him good?...
            "My God, it's huge!!"

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              #26
              Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
              That must be quite a relief for you...
              If you mean hand relief, then yes.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                If you mean hand relief, then yes.

                The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by realityhack
                  I've always attracted women on the 'bonkers' side of life.
                  You mean there are other kinds? They kept THAT fooking quiet!!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    If you mean hand relief, then yes.

                    Anything you want to tell us about the marmalade? Actually feckit - that's great marmalade, any jars left?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by realityhack
                      Anything you want to tell us about the marmalade? Actually feckit - that's great marmalade, any jars left?
                      Arghh, I've said too much!

                      Thanks again, realityhack and, yes, I have got a couple left. I'll launch a new thread about it. After all, why not? We haven't had a food thread for a while.

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