Originally posted by Gibbon
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Technically, it doesn't - I've eaten this kind of stuff for years and never come accross anything nasty - had salmonella once, but that was from the chinky...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Moderators!!!!Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesTechnically, it doesn't - I've eaten this kind of stuff for years and never come accross anything nasty - had salmonella once, but that was from the chinky...
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Originally posted by ChurchillModerators!!!!
Please Sir, EO mentioned Racial Stereotypes!!!
no I didnt
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oh yes you did...Originally posted by EternalOptimistno I didnt

Churchill - In "Panto season already" mode?
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No I didn't - 'The Chinky' is a world renowned purveyor of oriental (and other) cuisine, in Great Bridge. Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmm.Originally posted by ChurchillModerators!!!!
Please Sir, EO mentioned Racial Stereotypes!!!The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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is this the five minute atgument ?Originally posted by Churchilloh yes you did...
Churchill - In "Panto season already" mode?
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There are too many EO's on this board. The other one can b*gger off because I was here first
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Sure I have mentioned this before but chickens contain ghastly germs even when they are alive. Once worked in a chicken factory where you had to do that bit where you stick its legs up its bum prior to packing. You often got cut by the bones and it went septic every time. When you looked down the line you see could rows of students packing chickens with boils and inflamed septic lumps all over their hands.
PS Enjoy your lunchtime chicken sandwich.bloggoth
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Presumably that's why parma ham is sliced so thin - that way all the tapeworms have been nicely sliced'n diced before you eat themOriginally posted by GibbonWhy is it that you have cook pork thoroughly to kill off the worms etc but you can eat parma ham etc which hasn't been cooked?
And are hot dogs safe - SA
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How does a tapeworm spread to muscle tissue?Originally posted by hattraPresumably that's why parma ham is sliced so thin - that way all the tapeworms have been nicely sliced'n diced before you eat them
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The salt in the cure bumps them off.Originally posted by GibbonBut how does the curing kill the nasties?Comment
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