My mum used cilit bang... bang and her worktop was fecked, cost her £1200 to get it replaced!
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Tea bags? Peasants.
Get over to ceylon or India and pick up a kilo fresh off the plantation. Lovely.
First flush, Orange Peko, even GBOP, but not the floor sweepings they put into tea bags FFS.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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I know what you are saying but those Indian chaps must be awfully clumsy considering the amount of 'floor sweepings' they sell!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanTea bags? Peasants.
Get over to ceylon or India and pick up a kilo fresh off the plantation. Lovely.
First flush, Orange Peko, even GBOP, but not the floor sweepings they put into tea bags FFS.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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A proper contractor gets his servant to drink his tea for himOriginally posted by gingerjediI know what you are saying but those Indian chaps must be awfully clumsy considering the amount of 'floor sweepings' they sell!I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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We'll be back on to donkey punches in no time...Originally posted by DiestlClit Bang? WTF!!
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No mate, it is just that there is comparatively so little that is regarded as quality.Originally posted by gingerjediI know what you are saying but those Indian chaps must be awfully clumsy considering the amount of 'floor sweepings' they sell!
They hand pick the first flush tips and seperate that out. Then they have a filter system catching smaller and smaller leaves and broken leaves down to about 9 levels. What goes into tea bags passes right through all the filters and ends up on the floor and is then swept into large tea chests along with all the other tulip on the floor.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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