Stitching up a Work College

[freakydancer]

This is at the more extreme end of krazy office gags, but you do need to do something that will stay with him for the rest of his life.

Erm...arrange a, ahem, "accident" resulting in him spending the rest of his life in agonising pain?

Or

get him pissed, then get some big queen to bum him, resulting in him spending the rest of his life walking like Texas Pete?

[Jawz .]

Erm...arrange a, ahem, "accident" resulting in him spending the rest of his life in agonising pain?

Or

get him pissed, then get some big queen to bum him, resulting in him spending the rest of his life walking like Texas Pete?

I think we're getting there. Thurs night get him p*ssed/drugged him, male hooker (big & politically correct nationality) digital camera, [email protected]

[Cowboy Bob]

If you have *nix servers, aliasing 'ls' to 'ls ..' in their .bashrc file (or whatever shell config file) is evil...

[freakydancer]

I think we're getting there. Thurs night get him p*ssed/drugged him, male hooker (big & nigerian) digital camera, [email protected]

Sounds like a plan. And in years to come, he'll look back and laugh about it.

[Paddy]

I once sent an email from spoof address to a colleague. I thanked him for clicking on the subscribe button to a porn site. I said that all user at his email domain (company email) would be sent free porno pictures on Monday morning. This is a free service but if he wishes to cancel he would have to pay the cancellation charge of £25.

He panicked and went to the ops people and were begging them to filter out the forthcoming emails.

[freakydancer]

I (big & politically correct nationality) [/email]

[Burdock]

You can use 'Blat' to spoof an address, you can't reply to the address but they can receive an email from their wife for example saying that she's leaving him or that his kid has been hit by a truck crossing the road. Outside the box...

She'd have to pretty blaise to send that in an email.

"Can you pick up some milk after work. Oh, and Benny's been run over by a truck...."

[Lucy]

I'm special needs...

[Jawz .]

Lucy I'm sensing some hostility?