Reply to: Stitching up a Work College

[Jawz .]

Lucy I'm sensing some hostility?

[Lucy]

I'm special needs...

[Burdock]

You can use 'Blat' to spoof an address, you can't reply to the address but they can receive an email from their wife for example saying that she's leaving him or that his kid has been hit by a truck crossing the road. Outside the box...

She'd have to pretty blaise to send that in an email.

"Can you pick up some milk after work. Oh, and Benny's been run over by a truck...."

[freakydancer]

I (big & politically correct nationality) [/email]

[Paddy]

I once sent an email from spoof address to a colleague. I thanked him for clicking on the subscribe button to a porn site. I said that all user at his email domain (company email) would be sent free porno pictures on Monday morning. This is a free service but if he wishes to cancel he would have to pay the cancellation charge of £25.

He panicked and went to the ops people and were begging them to filter out the forthcoming emails.

[freakydancer]

I think we're getting there. Thurs night get him p*ssed/drugged him, male hooker (big & nigerian) digital camera, [email protected]

Sounds like a plan. And in years to come, he'll look back and laugh about it.

[Cowboy Bob]

If you have *nix servers, aliasing 'ls' to 'ls ..' in their .bashrc file (or whatever shell config file) is evil...

[Jawz .]

Erm...arrange a, ahem, "accident" resulting in him spending the rest of his life in agonising pain?

Or

get him pissed, then get some big queen to bum him, resulting in him spending the rest of his life walking like Texas Pete?

I think we're getting there. Thurs night get him p*ssed/drugged him, male hooker (big & politically correct nationality) digital camera, [email protected]

[freakydancer]

This is at the more extreme end of krazy office gags, but you do need to do something that will stay with him for the rest of his life.

Erm...arrange a, ahem, "accident" resulting in him spending the rest of his life in agonising pain?

Or

get him pissed, then get some big queen to bum him, resulting in him spending the rest of his life walking like Texas Pete?

[Jawz .]

Find out his home phone number and get some doris to leave a message on his answerphone going into detail about the affair they are having.

His wife/girlfriend will hear the message, leave him, financially ruin him and totally destroy his life.

He may even top himself, which should earn you some bonus points.

This is at the more extreme end of krazy office gags, but you do need to do something that will stay with him for the rest of his life.

[freakydancer]

Find out his home phone number and get some doris to leave a message on his answerphone going into detail about the affair they are having.

His wife/girlfriend will hear the message, leave him, financially ruin him and totally destroy his life.

He may even top himself, which should earn you some bonus points.

[Back In Business]

E-Mails can be spoofed using outlook/thunderbird etc. No need for the mail server access.

emails can be spoofed using telnet - no need for an email client

[Jawz .]

E-Mails can be spoofed using outlook/thunderbird etc. No need for the mail server access.

You can use 'Blat' to spoof an address, you can't reply to the address but they can receive an email from their wife for example saying that she's leaving him or that his kid has been hit by a truck crossing the road. Outside the box...

[Swiss Tony]

All ideas greatly received

Mind you I sit near some of these unsuspecting soles so if I can minimise my own discomfort it would be a plus.

Always found it good to tape sardines inside their PC’s and also to the bottom of their draws. Always good to do a few as they always miss one!

Mind you crab paste in the phone receiver would be good …..

[n5gooner]

Gay p0rn is fine, but you have got to think outside the box for this one. For a long term prank you cannot beat putting rotting crab-meat into the back of his PC/monitor and also the tubular parts of his chair that you can access. Does he have a wife and kids, because there is another more heart-wrenching prank you could try?

which is what?? Phtoshop a pic of him with a hooker?? and send it to the wife.