Things to do while the client is paying you

[Lucy]

Doing 'other' client's work at your desk.

Works for KPMG, sat near a grot of a consultant who spent most of his day doing work for some other client, boss asked him outright he denied it - in KPMG 'they train us to lie well mode'...

[bobhope]

Helps that KPMG et al "have to use" laptops (with a narrow viewing angle).

[Gibbon]

I get great personal satisfaction from taking a crap at work. In addition to being paid for laying said cable I save a fortune on toilet paper.

Snap, Mon - Fri never crap at home.

[SallyAnne]

Planned 3 hen weekends, done the last 3 years Xmas shopping (all online), researched wedding stuff (and plan to organise my entire wedding), chat to you lot, chat continuously to my mates and other half all day, occassional wank , business paperwork, letters to tax man, oh....and of course minesweeper.

And I STILL manage to get all my deadlines met way before time!

[Jawz .]

occassional wank

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

[andy]

I fiddle work hours, work for 7 hr , in the timesheet 7.5hr

[hyperD]

1. Regular 5 finger shuffle at the computer while watching a good bit of filth at high volume.
2. Remembering next time to close the blinds beforehand.
3. Having a few Friday beers in the office.
4. Stealing company paper, playing UT during the day, watching PMQT, reading papers.
5. Realising that it's my company paper, my office, my drop in profits.

[MickeyP]

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

A tulip followed by a wank is a surefire way to cover your tracks if you're a bit nervous of discovery.

Snap, Mon - Fri never crap at home.

I actually find myself "keeping one in the pot" for first thing Monday morning visit and never crap at home unless I'm ill.

Great topic by the way

[TheOmegaMan]

Finally we have reached the level of the typical recruitment consultant.

[Mustang]

occassional wank

Care to ellaborate SA.....?!!