Reply to: Things to do while the client is paying you

[foritisme]

occassional wank

Not just me then......video ipod is a great accessory

[Mustang]

occassional wank

Care to ellaborate SA.....?!!

[TheOmegaMan]

Finally we have reached the level of the typical recruitment consultant.

[MickeyP]

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

A tulip followed by a wank is a surefire way to cover your tracks if you're a bit nervous of discovery.

Snap, Mon - Fri never crap at home.

I actually find myself "keeping one in the pot" for first thing Monday morning visit and never crap at home unless I'm ill.

Great topic by the way

[hyperD]

1. Regular 5 finger shuffle at the computer while watching a good bit of filth at high volume.
2. Remembering next time to close the blinds beforehand.
3. Having a few Friday beers in the office.
4. Stealing company paper, playing UT during the day, watching PMQT, reading papers.
5. Realising that it's my company paper, my office, my drop in profits.

[andy]

I fiddle work hours, work for 7 hr , in the timesheet 7.5hr

[Jawz .]

occassional wank

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

[SallyAnne]

Planned 3 hen weekends, done the last 3 years Xmas shopping (all online), researched wedding stuff (and plan to organise my entire wedding), chat to you lot, chat continuously to my mates and other half all day, occassional wank , business paperwork, letters to tax man, oh....and of course minesweeper.

And I STILL manage to get all my deadlines met way before time!

[Gibbon]

I get great personal satisfaction from taking a crap at work. In addition to being paid for laying said cable I save a fortune on toilet paper.

Snap, Mon - Fri never crap at home.

[bobhope]

Helps that KPMG et al "have to use" laptops (with a narrow viewing angle).

[Lucy]

Doing 'other' client's work at your desk.

Works for KPMG, sat near a grot of a consultant who spent most of his day doing work for some other client, boss asked him outright he denied it - in KPMG 'they train us to lie well mode'...

[MickeyP]

I get great personal satisfaction from taking a crap at work. In addition to being paid for laying said cable I save a fortune on toilet paper.

[Jawz .]

Going home 2 hours earlier than I should on Friday cos' there is no one there to stop me doing otherwise!

Going shopping for 2 hours when I've gone off site to deal with a particularly difficult client issue.

Booking holidays, ordering stuff, online banking, online training courses the list goes on...

How can you sleep at night?

[gingerjedi]

Going home 2 hours earlier than I should on Friday cos' there is no one there to stop me doing otherwise!

Going shopping for 2 hours when I've gone off site to deal with a particularly difficult client issue.

Booking holidays, ordering stuff, online banking, online training courses the list goes on...

[n5gooner]

Spending too much time reading these threads...and sneaking off to the gym..

snap !!