Originally posted by Lucy
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Originally posted by Jawz .Chin-up there's heaps of Helpdesk jobs out there.
Yes, but only gumbys like you will do them
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Gumby is not a very nice word Lucy. I can feel a lot of anger, do you have someone you can talk to?Originally posted by LucyYes, but only gumbys like you will do them
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Originally posted by Jawz .Gumby is not a very nice word Lucy. I can feel a lot of anger, do you have someone you can talk to?
I am mute.
The only anger you feel is from all the donkeys you've arsed
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Originally posted by Jawz .You do realise that sentence makes no sense whatsoever.
Spend less time on the helplessdesk jawz .
I will translate for you.
I am mute - ie I don't speak
Donkeys you've arsed - donkeys you've hit with bricks while you've been doing them from behind...
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Originally posted by Jawz .I'm special needs. I can't read or write I can only do donkeys and women from behind after I've hit them with bricks.
See no. 55, where you say you can feel a lot of anger.
I am bored with you now.
Mods, can we please ban this pest ?Comment
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You would need a promotion to qualifyOriginally posted by SallyAnneI'd make tea for contractors money ANY day of the week!!Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Still doesn't make sense, never mind eh.Originally posted by LucySee no. 55, where you say you can feel a lot of anger.
I am bored with you now.
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There is an ignore list which is normally useful in these situations.Originally posted by LucySee no. 55, where you say you can feel a lot of anger.
I am bored with you now.
Mods, can we please ban this pest ?Comment
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Cool thanks.Originally posted by Back In BusinessThere is an ignore list which is normally useful in these situations.Comment
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