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Probably - but not if dwarves are present, and the horse experience certainly was an eye opener.Call the cops
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I am a member of some more sedate forums & sometimes forget that I'm not in CUK and spout my usual krapOriginally posted by realityhackOne of the things I like about this BB is the sheer randomness of some of the tangents we fly off when posting.
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Same here - and in CUK it's met by even more randomness - on other boards there's some stunned silence or tut-tutting.Originally posted by Jawz .I am a member of some more sedate forums & sometimes forget that I'm not in CUK and spout my usual krapComment
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I told her that's what would happen, but if she insists on opening her legs for every punter going then she's only got herself to blame.Originally posted by realityhackSame here - and in CUK it's met by even more randomness - on other boards there's some stunned silence or tut-tutting.Call the cops
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I am a newbie considering becoming a contractor. My head is up my @rse and I need to know how many statutory paid holidays I get per contract and who pays.
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Dear EO,Originally posted by EternalOptimistI am a newbie considering becoming a contractor. My head is up my @rse and I need to know how many statutory paid holidays I get per contract and who pays.
I've had this condition for many years and I know how you feel. There is a cream available over the counter though that can alleviate the itching and redness - meaning you can at least lead a relatively normal life. I'll PM you the details.Comment
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just the dark ones though - they gang up and prey upon smaller dogs.Originally posted by andyDid you know that too many chocolates can kill a dog ?Comment
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