Who you'd like to meet the most/least on here!

[John Galt]

this is what cracks me up about british birds, they have forgotten their female qualities and want to be as vulgar as men

yuk

Milan.

You will probably be lynched by the female fraternity on here for that remark MB but I couldn't agree more. I think 'ladettes' are so unappealing - do you reckon this lot supply blokes with beer goggles when they out?

[el duder]

I’d like to meet Lucy, as I have convinced myself that those legs are really hers. Then I’d like to meet El Duder, as I have a bizarrely fraternal guilt complex over the fact that he hasn’t had a shag, and I’d like to try and put that right for him.

did someone mentio my name?

sorry i was sleeping under my desk.

[n5gooner]

did someone mentio my name?

sorry i was sleeping under my desk.

yes Swamp Thing wants your arse....

[The Lone Gunman]

yes Swamp Thing wants your arse....

No Swamp Thing was offering his arse for Duder to practice on while he finds a real girlfriend.

[snaw]

this is what cracks me up about british birds, they have forgotten their female qualities and want to be as vulgar as men

yuk

Milan.

Quite unlike the French birds, with thier weekly baths and hairy armpits ... or the Italians mamas who looks good up until they hit 21, then it all goes pear shaped, literally, and they turn into to mustcheod harpies that turn out overly pampered sons.

Actually, I like women with a bit of spark who know how to have a laugh. Saying that I like the really femine kind too. Good job I married one ;-)

[sasguru]

I'll act like a lady once I start being treated like one

Aye. Brace yerself Sheila!

[snaw]

Aye. Brace yerself Sheila!

Good idea, what's your address and I'll get my washing sent over.


Iron my Shirt

BTW Where tf do I insert a picture these days, or has that been removed?

[Spacecadet]

BTW Where tf do I insert a picture these days, or has that been removed?

removed due to possible underage porn in test please delete

[Churchill]

You will probably be lynched by the female fraternity on here for that remark MB but I couldn't agree more. I think 'ladettes' are so unappealing - do you reckon this lot supply blokes with beer goggles when they out?

Female "fraternity"?
Does that mean half the totty on here are really blokes?

Sorority - Shirley?

[SallyAnne]

this is what cracks me up about british birds, they have forgotten their female qualities and want to be as vulgar as men

yuk

Milan.

What bit was vulgar? The mention of oral sex?

Jesus Milan - if you dont even like it mentioned, you're not going to be much of a catch are you?!!

"Whats it to be tonight Milan?"
"Well missionary with your nightie on again, of course"
"oh great"