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Disturbing dreams

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    #21
    Hung like a donkey?

    How do you hang a donkey? That's cruel
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #22
      I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."

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        #23
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Following on from my sex dream about Threaded the other week...
        Intense feeling of boredom and suffocation by a massive object? Look, luv, that's not a sex dream, it's a nightmare.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          Originally posted by sasguru
          Intense feeling of boredom and suffocation by a massive object? Look, luv, that's not a sex dream, it's a nightmare.
          He didn't suffocate me...but he was quite forceful
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            He didn't suffocate me...but he was quite forceful
            I bet you both were fighting for pies. Next time let him have them.

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              #26
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              He didn't suffocate me...but he was quite forceful
              Don't mention violence against women you'll get banned!

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                #27
                "He didn't suffocate me...but he was quite forceful "

                When planets collide!
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #28
                  That dream must define "bumping uglies"

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