Originally posted by SallyAnne
Following on from my sex dream about Threaded the other week...I had a dream about Betty last night!!!! 
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Details love, details.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
I had a sh1t dream the other night and woke up really annoyed. In my dream my wife told me that she had booked me a test drive in a Toyota Avensis.
She said "I know you don't like them and we can't afford it, but it was really nice, so I've booked you a test drive and paid for a track day. But you can't have one!"
I woke up and my first thought was why the fook have you booked me in to drive a car I don't want and even paid for a track day in it. Oh and it was the diesel version so the track day wasn't going to be too hot either.
And I can't even blame this on eating cheese before bed as I don't like the stuff!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I saw a documentary on sleeping disorders which included people who sleptwalked. One guy, who was happily married with 3 kids got up in his sleep & went downstairs to fix the pool filter in his sleep. His wife woke up saw him by the pool and went downstairs to try to get him back to bed. He stabbed her 30 odd times and then drowned her. He then went back upstairs and went to sleep waking up with the police at his door. He's now doing life in a US prison.Comment
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Imagine what he'd done if the thought she'd booked him a test drive in a Toyota Avensis!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I went to bed with a problematic sex dream and woke up with a solution on my chest.Originally posted by SallyAnneFollowing on from my sex dream about Threaded the other week...I had a dream about Betty last night!!!!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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A have great fun with lucid dreams, they don’t happen very often because my subconscious tends to fight back a pull me in the land of nod again.
Apart from the expected dream control in screwing who you want the best dream I had was when I dreamt I was at the top of the stairs in the house and I realised I was dreaming. In order to prove it to myself I decided to levitate, I levitated down the stairs and around the rooms, it was only when I levitated out in the road that the dream became too much to handle and I woke up.. Has anyone else had lucid dreams?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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That’s strange, had the same dream, plenty of pussiesOriginally posted by SallyAnneFollowing on from my sex dream about Threaded the other week...I had a dream about Betty last night!!!!
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Yep there are books on how to induce them, It doesn't happen very often but it really is amazing when you're sort of conscious yet still asleep and can do whatever you want, the best ones though… and it makes me cringe to say this... involve sex of some sort!Originally posted by PaddyScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Hmmm - in my dream that was something you didn't haveOriginally posted by BettyThat’s strange, had the same dream, plenty of pussies
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostHung like a donkey?
She was certainly quite meaty
The pope is a tard.Comment
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