WTF is that all about? Can anyone explain?
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Chelsea and Celery
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Chelsea and Celery
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Arsenal often resort to handbags when they are losing.Originally posted by Back In BusinessNo idea. Good game though, pity about Terry and the handbags.
Personally I think the FA should be delighted. It got publicity for a flagging competition, and gave the impression that the two teams cared.Comment
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I don't get it either.
I heard a joke on the way to work this morning that clubs should be subject to a 'celery cap'.
Why is this funny?
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I don't know but it seems to be a long standing tradition that goes back to the 80's.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/1935211.stm
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I can't believe it even made the news, I heard that there had been a 'brutal brawl'!? They've obviously never heard of Rugby before.Comment
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So nobody has a clue why they use Celery? I dont reckon any of their supporters to do either!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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The court, which was told how Chelsea fans traditionally lob the vegetable about to the refrain "if she don't come, I'll tickle her bum with a stick of celery", took into account the friendly atmosphere surrounding the semi-final, and the fact that no celery was actually thrown onto the pitch/allotment.Comment
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Originally posted by Back In BusinessNo idea. Good game though, pity about Terry and the handbags.
what?
i thought terry and the fight was the best bit about the game!Comment
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