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    #11
    Originally posted by scooterscot
    hot tip:

    When on a date try and avoid talking about anything that might use electricity you might find it a challenge at first
    Hummm. Well there is:
    beer,
    football - ah, it's mostly on telly so cross that off,
    ....
    Drivel is my speciality

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      #12
      "This MarillionFan dude must be a real stud - not only does he spend 20 hours a day on this site he also has time for a woman!!"

      Is it true you subscribed to a an online Virtual Girlfriend service? Then she left you.

      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        MF has been a great asset to this site, he has happily shared his experiences and given advice to many new and old contractors, I would personally be very upset if he and other oldies (e.g. cojack, Alfie, BlasterBate Zeighost, Xogoth etc etc) leave this forum !!

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          #14
          Originally posted by SandyDown
          MF has been a great asset to this site, he has happily shared his experiences and given advice to many new and old contractors, I would personally be very upset if he and other oldies (e.g. cojack, Alfie, BlasterBate Zeighost, Xogoth etc etc) leave this forum !!
          Ohhhh Sandy, I thought you had a soft spot for me.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #15
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
            Ohhhh Sandy, I thought you had a soft spot for me.

            sorry LG, of course you are one of the valuble posters here..

            If I forgot anyone else please forgive me

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              #16
              Originally posted by SandyDown
              MF has been a great asset to this site, he has happily shared his experiences and given advice to many new and old contractors, I would personally be very upset if he and other oldies (e.g. cojack, Alfie, BlasterBate Zeighost, Xogoth etc etc) leave this forum !!
              Yeah without him I wouldn't know how to be sacked from a contract, brag about my wealth or take the p1ss out of other members, invaluable!
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan
                "This MarillionFan dude must be a real stud - not only does he spend 20 hours a day on this site he also has time for a woman!!"

                Is it true you subscribed to a an online Virtual Girlfriend service? Then she left you.

                And there was me hoping to become your virtual chum. If I say virtually sorry will you let me in your virtual gang oh great one?

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                  #18
                  "Yeah without him I wouldn't know how to be sacked from a contract, brag about my wealth or take the p1ss out of other members, invaluable!"

                  Bagpuss. I would have liked to teach you how to be a ****** as well, but you don't need any help with that!
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan
                    "Yeah without him I wouldn't know how to be sacked from a contract, brag about my wealth or take the p1ss out of other members, invaluable!"

                    Bagpuss. I would have liked to teach you how to be a ****** as well, but you don't need any help with that!

                    Invaluable!
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      "Invaluable!"

                      I only login in these days to see you type something funny or interesting. I'm going to be on here for many years yet.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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