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"The French have a sex life - we have hot water bottles."
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Only if the females shaveHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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'Kate Johnson, a British 52-year-old mother of one, said: "Continental men tend to exercise more and take greater care of themselves. British men don't look after themselves. It's the drinking culture that affects them, with their big beer bellies."'
She has obviously not travelled much.Comment
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Originally posted by Joe Black
She has obviously not travelled much.
You in Germany by any chance??Comment
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No, Belgium. Where the results of Bier/Friet/Mayonaisse can be seen in abundance, like various other countries.
The girls seem slimmer though, all that cycling I guess.
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Good for the thighs, mmm.Originally posted by Joe BlackNo, Belgium. Where the results of Bier/Friet/Mayonaisse can be seen in abundance, like various other countries.
The girls seem slimmer though, all that cycling I guess.
God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.Comment
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It's not all bad news. Read this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp..._nn_unicef.pdf
The UK has the most teen pregnancies and most under-aged binge drinking in the developed world!
We're #1. We're #1. We're #1!Comment
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