when you're playing internet poker make sure that the time you take to make a bet is no longer than 2ms or else you risk getting voted off the f**king table
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There is nothing worse than playing an online game when some tw@t decides he wants to have a sh1t, cook some food, answer the door, watch a bit of telly, have a sherman or alternatively 'sit'.
You didnt sit did you?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
I was sat right f**king there!Originally posted by MarillionFanThere is nothing worse than playing an online game when some tw@t decides he wants to have a sh1t, cook some food, answer the door, watch a bit of telly, have a sherman or alternatively 'sit'.
You didnt sit did you?
some people just hate loosing, even free money ffsCoffee's for closersComment
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