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    #21
    Originally posted by realityhack
    Is that tongue in cheek? B0llocks to valentines day
    Valentine's Day causes grown men to sneeze uncontrollably...women to make petticoats out of curtains....children to scream at the top of their lungs to a song written by Simon&Garfunkel......old men to throw themselves onto moving houses....and old ladies wearing those petticoats to a Ku Klux Klan rally.

    It's evil.....evil!!!!

    But not as evil as El Duder not getting a shag
    ***********
    Step into my mind....mind the mess.

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      #22
      Originally posted by CptFantastic
      Bah humbug
      Indeed, a poor excuse for picking a mans pocket every fourteenth of February!
      The vegetarian option.

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        #23
        Originally posted by wobbegong
        Indeed, a poor excuse for picking a mans pocket every fourteenth of February!
        And to think that Valentine’s Day started out by women sending anonymous cards to men. Now it is a man’s obligation to spend loads of money.

        I seen that in shops these days it is being called Valentine’s Week!
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #24
          I think it should be banded as it discriminates against the unloved.
          Drivel is my speciality

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            #25
            I got my better half a new bag and belt.

            Hoover's working an absolute treat now.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #26
              Originally posted by gingerjedi
              I got my better half a new bag and belt.

              Hoover's working an absolute treat now.
              that was on Captial Radio thismorning!!
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #27
                Originally posted by CptFantastic
                Valentine's Day causes grown men to sneeze uncontrollably...women to make petticoats out of curtains....children to scream at the top of their lungs to a song written by Simon&Garfunkel......old men to throw themselves onto moving houses....and old ladies wearing those petticoats to a Ku Klux Klan rally.
                Eh? Which part of the parallel universe are you from, CF?
                "My God, it's huge!!"

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by n5gooner
                  that was on Captial Radio thismorning!!
                  But I live in Bristol! There's not much new material left in the world, I saw it on another forum
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #29
                    Is that tongue in cheek?
                    Who's tongue ?

                    And in what type of cheek ?

                    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                    C.S. Lewis

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Board Game Geek
                      Who's tongue ?

                      And in what type of cheek ?

                      I thought my mouth was a bit furry...

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