Valentine count down

[ratewhore]

My gf and I share the same opinion:

It's all a load of sh1t and the day will pass by unnoticed. We can all be romantic any day of the year, not just Valentines Day so I will surprise her with a curry and lager another night...

[Churchill]

ha ha - yeah right!

No, seriously, what is it?

[SallyAnne]

My gf and I share the same opinion:

It's all a load of sh1t and the day will pass by unnoticed. We can all be romantic any day of the year, not just Valentines Day so I will surprise her with a curry and lager another night...

[The Farmer]

No, seriously, what is it?

If you require educating....

...my hourly rate is very reasonable.

Ask SA:- Dirty Mare

[SallyAnne]

Ahem....from what I've read, it is the act of having a mans balls continually rubbed and bounced off ones face.

HTH

[SandyDown]

Ahem....from what I've read, it is the act of having a mans balls continually rubbed and bounced off ones face.

HTH

face?? are you sure?? this is not so according to Kim from Sex and the City .. it involves a bit of sucking and licking too ( or so I heard)

[Cliphead]

If yer struggling for a cool Valentine's pressie you could commission me to write a beautiful piece of dedicated music specially for him or her. The deluxe version gets recorded by a full symphony orchestra although that needs 6 months notice.

[Zippy]

I'm not sure I can manage different colours. In fact I'd be worried if I could!

Try eating beetroot? And do let me know the results.

[Troll]

Booked restaurant

Man is buying me a nice 9ct bangle

Yes, I did have you down as a 9ct girl, did he buy it from Argos or Woolworths?

[The Farmer]

Yes, I did have you down as a 9ct girl, did he buy it from Argos or Woolworths?

At best. Ha HA

Cheap and nasty