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Previously on "Valentine count down"

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    24ct, or 22ct for pure gold rings and 18ct if they have stones in them (and by stones I mean Diamond, not Zirconium). Anything less is pikey!!

    Platinum is nice too, won't cause any alergic reactions.
    I bet you look like this guy.

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  • Ardesco
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    24ct, or 22ct for pure gold rings and 18ct if they have stones in them (and by stones I mean Diamond, not Zirconium). Anything less is pikey!!

    Platinum is nice too, won't cause any alergic reactions.

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  • Troll
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    Let's have a poll then and see who else thinks 9ct is good

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  • Ardesco
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    People who aren't on benefits actually buy 9ct gold....

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  • The Farmer
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    Originally posted by Troll
    Yes, I did have you down as a 9ct girl, did he buy it from Argos or Woolworths?


    At best. Ha HA

    Cheap and nasty

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  • Troll
    replied
    Originally posted by Lucy
    Booked restaurant

    Man is buying me a nice 9ct bangle
    Yes, I did have you down as a 9ct girl, did he buy it from Argos or Woolworths?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by PRC1964
    I'm not sure I can manage different colours. In fact I'd be worried if I could!
    Try eating beetroot? And do let me know the results.

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  • Cliphead
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    If yer struggling for a cool Valentine's pressie you could commission me to write a beautiful piece of dedicated music specially for him or her. The deluxe version gets recorded by a full symphony orchestra although that needs 6 months notice.

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Ahem....from what I've read, it is the act of having a mans balls continually rubbed and bounced off ones face.

    HTH
    face?? are you sure?? this is not so according to Kim from Sex and the City .. it involves a bit of sucking and licking too ( or so I heard)

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  • SallyAnne
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    Ahem....from what I've read, it is the act of having a mans balls continually rubbed and bounced off ones face.

    HTH

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  • The Farmer
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    No, seriously, what is it?
    If you require educating....

    ...my hourly rate is very reasonable.

    Ask SA:- Dirty Mare

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by ratewhore
    My gf and I share the same opinion:

    It's all a load of sh1t and the day will pass by unnoticed. We can all be romantic any day of the year, not just Valentines Day so I will surprise her with a curry and lager another night...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    ha ha - yeah right!
    No, seriously, what is it?

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  • ratewhore
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    My gf and I share the same opinion:

    It's all a load of sh1t and the day will pass by unnoticed. We can all be romantic any day of the year, not just Valentines Day so I will surprise her with a curry and lager another night...

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    What's teabagging?

    ha ha - yeah right!

    Edit: Actually it reminds me of a funny story. Last year I was in the tea room very early at work and this nice posh(ish) fella was making a cuppa and I was behind him.
    he turned round to chuck his tea bag in the bin and nearly hit me with it.

    I said, very innocently "just what I needed - nothing liek a tea bag in the face first thing in the morning to wake you up!"

    A few seconds passed, then we both registerred what I'd said and couldn't move for laughing.

    It was then that I learned poshies do it too!
    Last edited by SallyAnne; 9 February 2007, 17:26.

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