advice on flying

[kramer]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
train..


1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy /girl who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this email.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

[Buffoon]

My ex told me that she had met the wife of some bloke that make bomb jokes at Miami international and the septics had gone to town on him.

Interrogation, intimate body searches, the full works. They knew before they started he was trying to be funny; they just wanted to make an example of him. The woman was ******* livid, they held the flight for a little bit and then released him in time, but made sure that everyone on the flight knew that it was him and what he had done.

I think he got off lightly. The septic homeland security are selected from people who have had a sense of humour bypass.

[bogeyman]

The septic homeland security are selected from people who have had a sense of humour bypass.

I bet they don't have any problems recruiting then.

The overwhelming majority of septics I've met (lots) have no fecking sense of humour (humor) or irony, or in fact, much sense at all.

[realityhack]

My ex told me that she had met the wife of some bloke that make bomb jokes at Miami international and the septics had gone to town on him.

Interrogation, intimate body searches, the full works. They knew before they started he was trying to be funny; they just wanted to make an example of him. The woman was ******* livid, they held the flight for a little bit and then released him in time, but made sure that everyone on the flight knew that it was him and what he had done.

I think he got off lightly. The septic homeland security are selected from people who have had a sense of humour bypass.

I can confirm that. Miami airport too - my brother told how he came in to land and got up to the security desk... The woman behing the counter said "So, what brings you to America?" My brother replied, pointing through the windows to a 747 - that bloody great plane there, have you seen the size of it?!" No response at all, nil.