It Was Me

[DaveB]

I am very ugly. I am so hideous that horses have been known to throw up at the mere sight of me.

On a somewhat related note, Horses cannot vomit. This is due to the strength of a horses Aesophogeal sphincter. The only time you will ever see a horse vomit is shortly before it drops dead of a ruptured stomach.

An Lucifer, if thats really true, Damn! You really are one ugly fecker

Cue jokes about ugly sticks and ugly tree's.

[Lucifer Box]

An Lucifer, if thats really true, Damn! You really are one ugly fecker

I'll warrant you I'm the ugliest fecker on this board and anyone who says otherwise can feck right off. And for good measure I smell, am grossly obese, and openly pick my nose on the tube.

[SallyAnne]

I'll warrant you I'm the ugliest fecker on this board and anyone who says otherwise can feck right off. And for good measure I smell, am grossly obese, and openly pick my nose on the tube.

Did you not describe yourself to Lucy before you met her then? Or did you say you were a young, dashing, Adonis?

[SandyDown]

if Lucifer == Lucy, does this mean that you arranged to meet yourself in a bar, got a glimpse of your own reflection and ran away from yourself?

[Lucifer Box]

Or did you say you were a young, dashing, Adonis?

I wish I had the cheek!

I know I'm no oil painting and said so.

[Buffoon]

I'll warrant you I'm the ugliest fecker on this board and anyone who says otherwise can feck right off. And for good measure I smell, am grossly obese, and openly pick my nose on the tube.

Stop copying me. Next you'll be farting when you are standing at the bar and not care if you piss on yourself in the bog - just like me.

[Lucifer Box]

if Lucifer == Lucy, does this mean that you arranged to meet yourself in a bar, got a glimpse of your own reflection and ran away from yourself?

Fortunately the mirror shattered before the horrible realisation sunk in.

[Francko]

if Lucifer == Lucy, does this mean that you arranged to meet yourself in a bar, got a glimpse of your own reflection and ran away from yourself?

Same thing happened to a guy called SasGuru. He went to a pub and saw some other guy. He felt in love with this guy and asked to marry him. The other guy did exactly the same. He later realised that he was talking to a mirror. Since that day the two are deeply in love with each other.

[SallyAnne]

I wish I had the cheek!

I know I'm no oil painting and said so.

You must have felt like tulip LB - poor bairn

[The Farmer]

You must have felt like tulip LB - poor bairn

Mate.

I still love ya. c last weeks news.

Fair play for having a laugh.

The Farmer

I mean LB.

SA you too.