Knitted breasts help new mothers

[Spartacus]

A hospital needing a cheaper alternative to fake breasts has begun knitting its own.

The woolly breasts are being used at Liverpool Women's Hospital to show new mothers how to breastfeed and how to express milk if necessary.

Kate McFadden, the hospital's infant feeding co-ordinator, has already knitted several and has called in the services of her mother, a keen knitter.

The breasts are produced in a variety of skin shades.

They are used by community midwife teams to demonstrate how milk should be expressed, particularly for premature babies being kept in hospital.

Perhaps they could run off a couple for el Duder?

[The Lone Gunman]

Reminded me of the old joke:

My mother made me a homosexual.
If I give her the wool could she make me one too?

[wendigo100]

Kate McFadden, the hospital's infant feeding co-ordinator...

Sounds like another really worthwhile job, probably attracting a 30K salary.

Not like she needs it though - wasn't she in Atomic Kitten?

[BoredBloke]

"Sounds like another really worthwhile job, probably attracting a 30K salary."

How difficult can that job be. Something along the lines of 'when that cries stuff your tit in its gob.'

[wendigo100]

"Sounds like another really worthwhile job, probably attracting a 30K salary."

How difficult can that job be. Something along the lines of 'when that cries stuff your tit in its gob.'

Exactly how I'd write the "business procedure"!

[andy]

"Sounds like another really worthwhile job, probably attracting a 30K salary."

I wonder if they have a post for titty manager

[Spartacus]

Sounds like another really worthwhile job, probably attracting a 30K salary.

Not like she needs it though - wasn't she in Atomic Kitten?

No, she was the chick in Nuclear Pussy.

Oh, and don't forget the gold plated pension when she retires at 50.