I have it on good authority that Lucifer Box, as well as being a bang on guy who is fantasised about nightly by the ladies of the forum (and Janey), has only one nick.
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Originally posted by ArdescoSomebody who runs the BNP???
Thats better than I was thinking....although the first lad I ever sh*gged only had one ball aswell - It took me ages to stop thinking subsequent men weren't deformed in some way...The pope is a tard.Comment
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Was his other ball in the albert hall and did his mother cut it off when he was small and was his first name Adolf ??Originally posted by SallyAnneThats better than I was thinking....although the first lad I ever sh*gged only had one ball aswell - It took me ages to stop thinking subsequent men weren't deformed in some way...Comment
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Originally posted by bassheadMe lurk you long time!!
I earnt about £1 writing this post. Took me about a minute
16 posts in a year and a half, and this is what you come up with?
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Grew up with a lad with a similar affliction. Eventualy became known as Orinoco.Originally posted by SallyAnneThats better than I was thinking....although the first lad I ever sh*gged only had one ball aswell - It took me ages to stop thinking subsequent men weren't deformed in some way...I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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I'm a man of action, not words/postsOriginally posted by SallyAnne16 posts in a year and a half, and this is what you come up with?
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I think Im classed as new, still a permy at the mo looking to get a contracting job WITHOUT first handing in notice, its possible just not as easy but I dont have the bottle to just hand in my notice like that (cue the you dont have the bottle to be a contractor replies)
Anyway QA/Tester £300+ a day.Comment
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