It's Not Working

[Lucifer Box]

Anti-terrorism shock horror in the West Midlands. Failed.

Bird 'flu shock horror in Suffolk. Failed.


Apart from a couple of the tabloid editors wetting themselves about Britain being in the grip of fear, most people seem to be very sceptical and ho-hum about these headlines. What will the government try next to deflect the news from themselves?

[The Farmer]

Move the terrorists to Suffolk so that they die of bird-flu.

Nuke Suffolk.

Sorted.

Next.

[wendigo100]

Most people seem to be very sceptical and ho-hum about these headlines...

You forgot the environment scientists predicting bad things with global warming last week. All over the news for a couple of days.

But thanks to all the government's previous lying, people now think it's just them again, trying to justify more taxes!

[SallyAnne]

Move the terrorists to Suffolk so that they die of bird-flu.

Nuke Suffolk.

Sorted.

Next.

You're my new favourite

[threaded]

Considering the number of avowed atheists on this board I am greatly saddened by the numbers who believe in 'Global Warming', 'Terrorism', 'Father Xmas' and the 'Tooth Fairy'.

[Lucifer Box]

Considering the number of avowed atheists on this board I am greatly saddened by the numbers who believe in 'Global Warming', 'Terrorism', 'Father Xmas' and the 'Tooth Fairy'.

It's not that many. Mostly the few hand wringers who are well known and need no identifying from me.