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what will be your first order in the pub?
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Can you pour it into a glass first please, that's how this mess started in the first place with you dirty Northerners drinking it straight out of the tap.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by BlueSharp View PostMine will be a nice pint of Butty Bach from the local.
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Cocaine probably.
Edit: Rethought that. I actually just fancy a Punk IPA; I find it a consistent alternative to awful lager - and it is cheap in 'spoons. Prolly some Aftershock chasers & a jug of that blue stuff. And Sharon. Sharon who works at the barbers during the week and the butchers on Saturday.
Then I might have a fight and and earn an ASBO.Last edited by clearedforlanding; 7 February 2021, 12:40.Comment
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Some bottled beer probably, like Becks Blue - after having Perfect Draft for nearly 12 months...Comment
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Own what ?Originally posted by courtg9000 View PostA pint of my own I think.
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You know the answer to that Tarbs!Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostFormer IPSE member
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Don't know.
I will see what specials are on tap."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Hopefully they'll have cleaned the pipes after they've lain dormant for so long. Else you'll get something very "special" indeed!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDon't know.
I will see what specials are on tap.Comment
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An Old-fashioned at the American bar at The Savoy....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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