I just called a bloke at work a "Joey" - hadn't said the word in years, and now it's back in my vocabulary, I'll be using it a lot more.
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Yes! haven't heard that in years!! I'll be using that a lot more aswellOriginally posted by gingerjediflid
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Yes, and spazzo.Originally posted by gingerjediflid
One that I never quite got to grips with was used a lot by a mate - "clambering meat-line".Comment
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Congratulations on expanding your vocabulary by a seismic 10% FD!Originally posted by freakydancerI just called a bloke at work a "Joey" - hadn't said the word in years, and now it's back in my vocabulary, I'll be using it a lot more.
Such memory recall, you must be very proud, or as your immediate family no doubt class it....."Special"!!
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The particular episode of Blue Peter was shown in 1981 - I was 4 years old then, so forgive me if I don't remember the incident too well, ya f**king Joey.Originally posted by shaunbhoyCongratulations on expanding your vocabulary by a seismic 10% FD!
Such memory recall, you must be very proud, or as your immediate family no doubt class it....."Special"!!
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Lose the dancer and concentrate on the freaky, you muppet!Originally posted by freakydancerThe particular episode of Blue Peter was shown in 1981 - I was 4 years old then, so forgive me if I don't remember the incident too well, ya f**king Joey.
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