Actually had an embarrasing moment a few hours ago. Stopped off at "The dole Office" (actually a Swedish bar in Arguineguin) and found myself in a booth in the company of a blond, a brunette, and a redhead, who me, what with my reputation, when would you eff'ing believe it: girly turns up, Surprise, surprise!" she says! Just hopped on a plane and flown down as she misses me.
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Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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"...what with my reputation..."Originally posted by threadedActually had an embarrasing moment a few hours ago. Stopped off at "The dole Office" (actually a Swedish bar in Arguineguin) and found myself in a booth in the company of a blond, a brunette, and a redhead, who me, what with my reputation, when would you eff'ing believe it: girly turns up, Surprise, surprise!" she says! Just hopped on a plane and flown down as she misses me.
Priceless!
Your reputation is that of a fibbing porker. Does that turn them on in Sweden, then?Hard Brexit now!
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What was it you said before, oh thats it. No pictures, no linky, didn't happen!Originally posted by threadedActually had an embarrasing moment a few hours ago. Stopped off at "The dole Office" (actually a Swedish bar in Arguineguin) and found myself in a booth in the company of a blond, a brunette, and a redhead, who me, what with my reputation, when would you eff'ing believe it: girly turns up, Surprise, surprise!" she says! Just hopped on a plane and flown down as she misses me.
I believe you, but I can't let it go.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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I cant believe you posted that - thats so meanOriginally posted by LucyI arranged to meet with a guy from here and took one look at him and ran away.
Embarrassing or what ?
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Yes but who was it?
Come on who got stood up by Lucy? Who is this ugly fecker?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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Terrible. Isn't Robert Morley dead?Originally posted by SallyAnneI cant believe you posted that - thats so mean
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Perhaps we have, I would be the person telling you what I require you to deliver and speaking to those nasty business people on your behalf because you have all the social skills of an axe murderer.Originally posted by shoesWhen I meet new people who are overly smart for the environment I assume they are incompetent and have to do something to make up for it. Right every time so far, perhaps we have met?Comment
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Originally posted by lukemgPerhaps we have, I would be the person telling you what I require you to deliver and speaking to those nasty business people on your behalf because you have all the social skills of an axe murderer.
See? Right again, another halfwit in a suit.
I would be on my clients site where I would meet you due to already having spoken to some 'nasty business people' and agreed a contract for services between my company and theirs. These days it's actually the norm in my experience that those with valuable technical skills are actually able to speak to others and have good social skills.
What are you bringing to the table? The ability to talk and put on your own choice of clothing, along with some misplaced arrogance. Nice one.
Now off you toddle, go attend your bullcrap meeting with others of your kind, I actually have some real work to do.
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So it's probably fair to say he wasn't looking his best then?Originally posted by wendigo100Terrible. Isn't Robert Morley dead?
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Your reputation as someone who skips his medication regularly ?Originally posted by threadedwhat with my reputationComment
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