Reply to: Embarrassing moments...

[Francko]

Vocative boy, vocative!

Yo Spartacus!

[Spartacus]

Dative?

I got bored with latin at school. I got a good mark in an end of year exam once, but because my writing was a bit untidy in those days, plus I'd done a lot of crossing out, the teacher held my paper up in front of class and called it a disgrace. Cow. My mate Bruce used to touch himself in her lessons.

I have fond memories of monkeys dancing with cows in ditches though.

Vocative boy, vocative!

[The Farmer]

Doubt I was a suspect but.....

....not I.

Would be quite embarrasing though

[n5gooner]

not me !!!

[wendigo100]

That's "Spartace" to you, legate.

Dative?

I got bored with latin at school. I got a good mark in an end of year exam once, but because my writing was a bit untidy in those days, plus I'd done a lot of crossing out, the teacher held my paper up in front of class and called it a disgrace. Cow. My mate Bruce used to touch himself in her lessons.

I have fond memories of monkeys dancing with cows in ditches though.

[Francko]

Well if he's OK with that, then it's none of my business.

If I met someone off here though, and he said "Look Sal, sorry but this is never going to happen - you're just not my type" I'd be absolutely fine with that.
But if they then posted that I was a right minger on the board - I'd be gutted! even if they didn't say my name, I'd know they meant me!! Its like having your worse faults displayed in writing!!

Maybe its cause I'm a lass like - men do seem to have thicker skin!

Girls, I cannot believe how shallow you can be. You decide about a person just from the look? And then how about just going for a drink and have a laugh and just be friends? Or you even need friends of a certain standard to cover your insecurities? And what do you mean, Lucy, that he should have been honest with you? That only because he's not in your standards he should have labelled himself as an ugly f3ck3r and tell this to every woman he will meet in the future? I do indeed think that to this guy the fact that you ran away is probably the best thing that could have happened. And remember to tell other people that you have an ugly personality, just like you expect other people to warn you about their physical appearance.

p.s. hey, it's not me (if you were ever thinking that)

[TheOmegaMan]

I look a bit like Robert Maxwell and I am a desperate man

[Spartacus]

...and the rest of us Spartici.

That's "Spartace" to you, legate.

[expat]

Embarrassing moments...

Oh God, I thought it said embarrassing movements

[Troll]

let me get this straight....

lucy met a guy off here..... didn't like the look of him when she got there and so bolted...

Lucy is El Duder - either that or there are some really desperate people on this board

[wendigo100]

I think if being ugly was a crime half the board would be behind bars. Except me of course.

...and the rest of us Spartici.

[Spartacus]

Hands up ugly fecker who met Lucy
We all know who you are

Oooh oooh who is it?

I think if being ugly was a crime half the board would be behind bars. Except me of course.

[DimPrawn]

Rates depend on qualifications AND experience. Willing to work long hours in unpleasant surroundings is a pre-requisite.

[Dundeegeorge]

Genius

See? Right again, another halfwit in a suit.

I would be on my clients site where I would meet you due to already having spoken to some 'nasty business people' and agreed a contract for services between my company and theirs. These days it's actually the norm in my experience that those with valuable technical skills are actually able to speak to others and have good social skills.

What are you bringing to the table? The ability to talk and put on your own choice of clothing, along with some misplaced arrogance. Nice one.

Now off you toddle, go attend your bullcrap meeting with others of your kind, I actually have some real work to do.

Bravo Mr. Shoes. I laughed out loud. You should rubbish people more often, you have a gift.

[SallyAnne]

If any females want to meet me, I'm up for it. However I am aesthetically challenged and have little personality, so it is only worth it if you are doing it for the money.

HTH

Come on Dim - you're worse than an agent!!

Rates and locations before you expect us to decide ffs