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Friday fun: best (or worst) gift you have had from a client?

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    #11
    A big wad of VIP tickets for the London Eye from BA (who were the sponsors at the time). I'd have preferred lifetime gold membership, but they don't like giving those to contractors...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #12
      A haunch of venison, a leg of wild boar and wild boar sausages. One of the directors of the company was a hunter.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        A haunch of venison, a leg of wild boar and wild boar sausages. One of the directors of the company was a hunter.
        I have to ask, what did you do with the leg of wild boar? That's a 12-hour cooking job, surely?
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          Does a Xmas BJ count as a present ?


          Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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            #15
            Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
            Does a Xmas BJ count as a present ?


            Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
            Only if you swallowed
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              I have to ask, what did you do with the leg of wild boar? That's a 12-hour cooking job, surely?
              Not quite. It was six hours. Very tasty.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                got a Fortnum&mason's hamper from citibank back in the '80's.
                not much elsewhen.

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